Where do you watch your favorite professional sports team and why?
There is an industry of bars that seek to answer that very question
and they all say the same thing, “here.” The sports bars of the
world attempt to find the keys to enhancing a simple concept,
watching sports. They must find the way to maximize how their food,
booze, seating, atmosphere, number of different games playing, audio
and visual, and of course the social aspect that makes it worth
leaving the house for. Johnny Malloy's has risen to this challenge
and of being bar #49.
Johnny Malloy's has its own parking lot that is bound to be full
when our home teams are playing. Luckily, this wasn't one of those
nights. I made my way through their large but enclosable Patio. The
patio gives a place for smokers to enjoy the bar atmosphere during
the summer and to sadly stare through the windows at during the
winter.
Once you enter the permanently enclosed half of Johnny Malloy's
there are some cool booths and a bar that can probably seat a solid 2
dozen people. However, you won't notice that until your eyes have
adjusted to the rows of large flat screen TVs that plaster the bar's
walls. We took our seats at the bar and waited for the bartender to
make his way over to us.
As is the luck of the blog, if anything can go wrong for a bar
then it will while I'm there. Tonight, the issue was, they were
training a new bartender. Minus an issue at the end, the new girl
and the original bartender did a good job. The problem was that as
she was being trained in between serving customers, leaving awkward
times when neither bartender was to be found.
I started my night off with Elevator's 1810 Oktoberfest. It was
full flavored with the perfect amount of taste and alcohol. It's
named after the date of the original Oktoberfest. It happened on
October 12
th 1810 when King Ludwig I (a prince at the
time) married Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen in Munich and
threw a festival to celebrate which reached all of Bavaria (later
became an important part of Germany) by the end. This beer is the
epitome of what an Oktoberfest beer should be leaving all others to
try and live up to it. Now take a break from reading and go buy it
while it's still around.
Welcome back. I ordered the garlic buffalo hot wings and classic
mac and cheese bake to eat. The wings were ok. They were what you'd
expect but didn't add anything to make them unique or exceptional.
The mac and cheese bake was much the same, it was a safe bet that you
wouldn't complain about and wouldn't mind eating again.
There are currently no soups on the soup and salad menu.
I have a confession to make. I'm from Pittsburgh. This was
important tonight because for the first time in two decades, the
baseball team I grew up with both made the playoffs and had their
first winning season. I know this is when you start getting all up
in arms about the Indians. I love the Indians. I still talk about
their epic playoff game when the actual Cleveland environment rose up
and smited the New York Yankees. Swarms of midges descended on the
brightly lit field testing the grit of our pitcher and theirs. The
latter was found wanting. This being said, the love of a child and
his sports team is one that can last a lifetime. It allowed me for
20 odd years to say over and over again that this is the year. It
wasn't. It becomes a part of you. I root for the Bucs not because
of where I live but because I am a Pirates fan. I even refer to them
as us. If you've moved to another city you understand. The team
closest to you in distance is not necessarily the team closest to
your heart.
Luckily, this evening the majority of the people in the bar had
decided they wanted the Reds to lose or the Pirates to win so I felt
at home. There were a small group, or crowd if you will, of three
wearing Reds clothing. Between their team losing and the bar being
against them, they left in under an inning. Since, going to Johnny
Malloy's the Pirates would make it past the Reds that evening but
lose in game five to the Cardinals. The Pirates fans were still the
happiest losers you'll find, with some even calling for a victory
parade. Next year I'm expecting, no demanding, a Pirates and Indians
World Series
Anyway, there was some anarchy with the billing but they got it
fixed with no complaint from me.
I wanted to watch a baseball game with my friends. I had as much
seating as I needed plus I didn't have to get up to get up to get
beer or food, plus I had plenty of options. Johnny Malloys also
provided me with extra people to cheer along with me. I was able to
see and hear my game better than I would have at home. Johnny
Malloy's & Geppettos made my night better than had I watched the
game at home. This is what's made this sports bar successful for over 35 years and why you
should visit bar #49.
17103 Detroit Ave.
216-529-1400
